8 Reasons Not to Diet (or to keep eating cake!)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/belochkavita/178840734/Nobody fancies me anyway so what’s the point.

I don’t currently fancy anybody so what’s the point.

If somebody did fancy me then they would be fancying me as I am, with the lumpy bits.

If I fancied somebody and they didn’t respond, if it was because of my weight, they are shallow and it would never work; and if it wasn’t then dieting wouldn’t make a difference.

Skinny women can look old and haggard.

A bit of weight in the winter acts as insulation and saves on heating bills.

My kids like me cuddly.

I can’t be assed.

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Technorati
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Netscape
  • YahooMyWeb
  • StumbleUpon
  • Furl
  • Netvouz
  • DZone
  • ThisNext
  • MisterWong
  • Wists
  • blinkbits
  • BlinkList
  • blogmarks
  • Blue Dot
  • Bumpzee
  • co.mments
  • De.lirio.us
  • Fark
  • feedmelinks
  • Fleck
  • LinkaGoGo
  • Linkter
  • Ma.gnolia
  • MyShare
  • NewsVine
  • PopCurrent
  • RawSugar
  • Scoopeo
  • scuttle
  • Shadows
  • Simpy
  • Slashdot
  • SphereIt
  • Spurl
  • Taggly
  • TailRank
  • Reddit
  • Webride

Leave a Comment

*
To prove that you're not a bot, enter this code
Anti-Spam Image