Archive for February 27, 2008

8 Reasons Not to Diet (or to keep eating cake!)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/belochkavita/178840734/Nobody fancies me anyway so what’s the point.

I don’t currently fancy anybody so what’s the point.

If somebody did fancy me then they would be fancying me as I am, with the lumpy bits.

If I fancied somebody and they didn’t respond, if it was because of my weight, they are shallow and it would never work; and if it wasn’t then dieting wouldn’t make a difference.

Skinny women can look old and haggard.

A bit of weight in the winter acts as insulation and saves on heating bills.

My kids like me cuddly.

I can’t be assed.

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