10 Reasons to Ditch the Diet
Fat is good insulation in winter.
Saving the expense of buying new slimmer clothes.
Fatter people are more cheerful.
Cuddling is less bony.
Maintaining big boobs.
Friends are more friendly when you are not slimmer than them.
Sitting comfortably. There is nothing worse than a bony butt on a pew at a carol service.
According to all the stores, Christmas is practically here anyway.
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