Depressing Book Titles
Visiting a friend, I noticed a book entitled ‘How to Clean Just About Anything.’ “How depressed were you when you bought that?” I asked. Then I started thinking of titles for other utterly depressing reads.
100 Best Bark Rubbings.
Care for Your Rat.
Step by Step Coal Mining.
A-Z of Knitting.
100 Uses for a Loofah.
Recipes for your Cat.
So You Want to be a Traffic Warden?
Make Friends with your Undertaker.
Amazing Ideas for Margarine Tubs.
Name your Hamster.
Do It Yourself Divorce.
Piles, the Inside Story.
Make the Most of your Teeth.
50 Ways to Clear That Blockage.
Face Your Fat.
The Illustrated Guide to Infectious Diseases
Tips for Toenails
The History of Teabags
A Doily for Every Occasion.
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More Than Sun and Paella » Depressing book titles, the game is on! said,
November 21, 2007 @ 11:23 am
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