20 ways to avoid Christmas before December.
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Looming out at us everywhere is sinister shiny stuff, mounds of manicured foodstuffs and piles of puffed packaged presents. The only way to avoid Christmas before December is to do all the following:
Don’t watch television
Don’t open junk mail
Don’t answer your door
Don’t visit anybody
Don’t go shopping
Don’t go out of your front door
Don’t use the internet
Turn your radio off
Avoid street surveys and sellers
Wear an ‘I hate Christmas’ T-Shirt
Wear disgusting perfume so nobody comes close
Wear blinkers
Go into hospital
Take a holiday to an Eastern Country
Go to a health farm
Become an inmate of the ‘Big Brother’ house
Commit a crime, so you get sent to prison
Join a tree saving protest and live up one for a few weeks
Become a Jehovah’s Witness and carry the ‘Watchtower’ magazine around with you
Hang an effigy of Santa hanging from a noose in your car and outside your front door
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Jan said,
November 7, 2007 @ 5:59 am
Thanks for the visit to Emma’s blog. Just had a good laugh at your list of how to avoid Christmas, great ideas there, but the last one made me fall about! hahaha.
Pete said,
November 7, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
Supermarkets have the trees up already! Give me strength
naapuska » 20 ways to avoid Christmas before December. said,
November 25, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
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